Suprememan 26 Posted May 8, 2013 Posted May 8, 2013 Okay you guys listen to what i have to say. I am really confused ok so a while ago, i was masturbating with an egg and i was just about to orgasm when all of a sudden my vag just like...sucked it up. It was like a vacuum. Not just a regular vacuum. My vag is a dyson. Anyway, i was so scared and spent the rest of the night trying to queef out that egg but it wouldnt come out.So the other day i was playing basketball in gym and the egg fell out! It fell into my underwear. I was too afraid to take it out and people probably thought i was growing a penis or something...so i didnt take it out of my underwear until i got home and the effing egg was HARDBOILED! My vagina is a vacuum and a pot of boiling water. It hardboiled an egg! I'm not done... So i put it in the fridge because i didnt know what else to do...and couple of hours later, my dad was eating an egg salad sandwich! Should i tell my dad? First man boobs now a vag....OMG :shok: YOU'RE A HERMAPHRODITE :shok: Quote
Mecha 118 Posted May 8, 2013 Posted May 8, 2013 Idiot shaman tampon likes to kill on sight with his gangster-ass crew I wish I could record, because I had dodged at least 7 of their normal attacks and skills in under 3secs :lol: Quote
Ladygi 34 Posted May 9, 2013 Posted May 9, 2013 Long story short: He asked for help(heal) to get the staff from captured shaman. He couldn't say from the beggining "help me" ,but ofcourse only when I already teleported. Then he pm me saying why I couldn't heal me or smth like that(how the duck I would heal you when I was already in "cross lag"); I said :buy pots,then he gets mad. No drama was restored in this process. :( I'll kill you Quote
Pliskin 41 Posted May 9, 2013 Posted May 9, 2013 Is this what russian warlocks do with circle and plash Quote
Emperio 3 Posted May 9, 2013 Posted May 9, 2013 Is this what russian warlocks do with circle and plash ;D Quote
Shitzo 37 Posted May 9, 2013 Posted May 9, 2013 Is this what russian warlocks do with circle and plash In Russian server everytime you use Plash or Circle you must make it look like boobs, even if your circle misses,using circle without making boobs in Russia is like using circle in middle a.k.a. GG Circle xd Quote
Shitzo 37 Posted May 9, 2013 Posted May 9, 2013 After our failed Elf Caravan Rogue shop raid we decided to do a Warlock/Shaman raid on Kamp Riff shop, successfully shopped for 15-20mins with the Great Moreb and his famous " You shall not pass " xdd PS: Watch in HD or the one below that. Quote
XXxwarlockxXX 0 Posted May 9, 2013 Posted May 9, 2013 lastchild , lastmage is carefull elf who :blush: every time guard at Cl way ;D nice LAST u r really 1st and last who care this :drinks: i appriciate u :good: Quote
Metalgirll 0 Posted May 9, 2013 Posted May 9, 2013 Is this what russian warlocks do with circle and plash wtf who relock???? :facepalm: what is this? :facepalm: so who are u? bilythekid? :wacko: Quote
Spanish 37 Posted May 9, 2013 Posted May 9, 2013 After our failed Elf Caravan Rogue shop raid we decided to do a Warlock/Shaman raid on Kamp Riff shop, successfully shopped for 15-20mins with the Great Moreb and his famous " You shall not pass " xdd PS: Watch in HD or the one below that. Hahaha nice one Merc xd, lets try today again :blush: It was funnier when we used to hunt demonologist and he multi with Moreb up, if elfs came he res circle non stop stopping them ;D None ever crossed busy at him :lol: GIFSoup Quote
Marcin 7 Posted May 9, 2013 Posted May 9, 2013 After our failed Elf Caravan Rogue shop raid we decided to do a Warlock/Shaman raid on Kamp Riff shop, successfully shopped for 15-20mins with the Great Moreb and his famous " You shall not pass " xdd PS: Watch in HD or the one below that. does selecting warspear window work for you in bandicam? or did you select rectangle Quote
Shitzo 37 Posted May 9, 2013 Posted May 9, 2013 does selecting warspear window work for you in bandicam? or did you select rectangle Use the rectangle frame, use " Find window " on Warspear and click hide.Doesn't show the FPS tho Quote
REAPER 111 Posted May 9, 2013 Posted May 9, 2013 like a lock alone would have a problem to kill me :clapping: Quote
juoppoja 2 Posted May 9, 2013 Posted May 9, 2013 After our failed Elf Caravan Rogue shop raid we decided to do a Warlock/Shaman raid on Kamp Riff shop, successfully shopped for 15-20mins with the Great Moreb and his famous " You shall not pass " xdd PS: Watch in HD or the one below that. hahahaaa when moreb is resp on place he dont use puddle why :'( ;D haha looked fun :blush: Quote
yasirnoor21 0 Posted May 9, 2013 Posted May 9, 2013 lol,you asked what kind of retards is he? i will give you a chance to stop your retard mode,stop ganging me,knox...etc and every single elf you used to gang,and say sorry here on forum for all the shit you said on them,and i gurrenty to you that i will ask them to act as if your shit never happened. Lol You giving me a chance ? :lol: Nah . I dont wanna Stop This war against noobs like you ;) You are Piece of Shit and i dont Stop this war Because i dont like you and i kill noobs like you day per day :lol: :mega_shok: tryed to help him stop the shit butretards.....retards everywhere Quote
XXxwarlockxXX 0 Posted May 9, 2013 Posted May 9, 2013 this is not RIFF or CARVAN 8) its mcs main area and die some noob mcs :friends: make real war not fake xddd :pardon: ELFS POWER :dirol: but i sad coz i miss this duckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk but next time i'll be may be :friends: BOOM BOOM :pleasantry: Quote
juoppoja 2 Posted May 9, 2013 Posted May 9, 2013 this is not RIFF or CARVAN 8) its mcs main area and die some noob mcs :friends: make real war not fake xddd :pardon: ELFS POWER :dirol: but i sad coz i miss this ♥♥♥♥kkkkkkkkkkkkkk but next time i'll be may be :friends: BOOM BOOM :pleasantry: it wasnt war it was just fast rush ;D Quote
Jswaaz 87 Posted May 9, 2013 Posted May 9, 2013 hahahaaa when moreb is resp on place he dont use puddle why :'( ;D haha looked fun :blush: 1:53 paladin finally breaks through, had the chance to aoe stun and turn the tide of battle he chooses to use aura :facepalm: Quote
Vomm 0 Posted May 9, 2013 Posted May 9, 2013 Just loged on and got this pm :facepalm: fake "Nomercyx". Quote
Jswaaz 87 Posted May 9, 2013 Posted May 9, 2013 Just loged on and got this pm :facepalm: fake "Nomercyx". maybe you shouldnt publicly label yourself as a girl for attention whoring? Quote
sulla 127 Posted May 9, 2013 Posted May 9, 2013 Just loged on and got this pm :facepalm: fake "Nomercyx". sounds like tapyon Quote
Mecha 118 Posted May 9, 2013 Posted May 9, 2013 horny desperate kids everywhere :lol: lamespear Quote
Vomm 0 Posted May 9, 2013 Posted May 9, 2013 maybe you shouldnt publicly label yourself as a girl for attention whoring? I'm not like most of the girls here ;) I haven't done anything " attention whoring", Get to know someone before making judgments about them. I don't know you or ever spoken to you before. Quote
Jswaaz 87 Posted May 9, 2013 Posted May 9, 2013 I'm not like most of the girls here ;) I haven't done anything " attention whoring", Get to know someone before making judgments about them. I don't know you or ever spoken to you before. your attention whoring for complaining about it have a good day :diablo: Quote
PvpRange 2 Posted May 9, 2013 Posted May 9, 2013 I'm not like most of the girls here ;) I haven't done anything " attention whoring", Get to know someone before making judgments about them. I don't know you or ever spoken to you before. Date me, i have big truck and sto0fzz! Vroom vrooooom! PEW PEW! Quote
Liqhtr 2 Posted May 9, 2013 Posted May 9, 2013 After our failed Elf Caravan Rogue shop raid we decided to do a Warlock/Shaman raid on Kamp Riff shop, successfully shopped for 15-20mins with the Great Moreb and his famous " You shall not pass " xdd PS: Watch in HD or the one below that. İ missed all fun duck Quote
sulla 127 Posted May 9, 2013 Posted May 9, 2013 your attention whoring for complaining about it have a good day :diablo: in that logic, your attention trolling for posting Quote
Mecha 118 Posted May 9, 2013 Posted May 9, 2013 :rofl: for some reason, every time I see any of his posts, this song comes to mind XD Quote
Ladygi 34 Posted May 9, 2013 Posted May 9, 2013 :rofl: for some reason, every time I see any of his posts, this song comes to mind XD Lmao range? Quote
Kupidoll 1 Posted May 9, 2013 Posted May 9, 2013 Pvprange #1 pro copycat: http://forum.warspear-online.com/index.php?topic=83474.15 Quote
Vomm 0 Posted May 9, 2013 Posted May 9, 2013 your attention whoring for complaining about it have a good day :diablo: Idiot :facepalm: Quote
Ladygi 34 Posted May 9, 2013 Posted May 9, 2013 Pvprange #1 pro copycat: http://forum.warspear-online.com/index.php?topic=83474.15 How do you like my new signature? ;D Quote
Mecha 118 Posted May 10, 2013 Posted May 10, 2013 Lmao range? no, him ↓ your attention whoring for complaining about it have a good day :diablo: Idiot :facepalm: Si Quote
Shitzo 37 Posted May 10, 2013 Posted May 10, 2013 I never knew men like to attention ♥♥♥♥♥ so much maybe he took his own advice and disguised himself as a dude maybe you shouldnt publicly label yourself as a girl I remember when he pm'd me that I jumped him at PvP cave when I didn't, said he was gonna kill me on sight til this day ♥♥♥♥♥ still hasn't touched me :lol: or posted that "video" of his Would've made a meme but can't find a fucking bg ffs Quote
Pliskin 41 Posted May 10, 2013 Posted May 10, 2013 I never knew men like to attention ♥♥♥♥♥ so much maybe he took his own advice and disguised himself as a dudeI remember when he pm'd me that I jumped him at PvP cave when I didn't, said he was gonna kill me on sight til this day ♥♥♥♥♥ still hasn't touched me :lol: or posted that "video" of his Would've made a meme but can't find a fucking bg ffs was fast Quote
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