Megadethbr 3 Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 Ugruck,the pervert businessman. Hello there! i'm Ugruck...the owner of the tavern. I'm a hard worker, every day i wake up at 7am... Isn't easy to manage my tavern... Especially cleaning the bathroom. Everyday, drunk people are used to urinate on the floor :facepalm: and others are used to shit :bad: :rofl: Some of them only pay me at the end of month,this way is hard to pay my bills. The Highlanders and the undead people (known as Forsaken) are my loyal costumers,the funny thing is....the undead like drinking blood...so,i have to hire someone to hunt boars and wolves to get blood for them :diablo: ...and i use Heart of boars and animal fat to prepare the sausage and some appetizer. The weekend is the best in my bussiness...people from all over Irselnort come to my tavern (except the elves and those "chosen") On friday and saturday night,all my waitresses and hostess working without bra(i mean...topless :blush: )and my costumers love it(the men of course) ;D On sunday,they come to watch the TV (the UAFC - Ultimate Arena-Fighter Championship)and drink my imported Vodka :drinks: . At the end of the day...i'm richer....really tired....and sad when i remember that tomorrow is monday :cray: and all will start again. Yes, we discuss,we fight sometimes but we all are friends...and i will be here in my tavern until i die...to entertain my friends and see their face of happines :friends: Regards Ugruck. P.S.: Dont forget...next friday if you buy one bottle of Ale...i gift you another And, there will be the openning of VIP'S Area.....50k/hour (open bar)...pm in game . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR X 2 Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 minimum, you should have 1000 character :bad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maleshaman 15 Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 Tears in my eyes from laughing!! First place for best comedy Lmfao xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megadethbr 3 Posted July 11, 2013 Author Share Posted July 11, 2013 @The Soldier go to this site http://www.edsouza.net/contador-de-caracteres-online ....copy my text...paste...click on " calcular " @Maleshaman thnx....i'm confused about story...i may change something thnx for feeedback.....and forgive my confuse "English" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maleshaman 15 Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 :yahoo: Bra-less waitresses :yahoo: Haha, Your story is good, I`m not sure if it has 1000characters tho (Letters) But its sure a fun story. ps: I never trusted Ungruck, He looked scary at my female characters! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR X 2 Posted July 11, 2013 Share Posted July 11, 2013 o_O im wrong, im reliaze now, my story more than 5000 charachter, lol and its not finish. and i see, many player create more than 5000 charachter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maleshaman 15 Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Seriously? how much is myne D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR X 2 Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 :facepalm: and story still not done :wacko: , I want create it like campign story :'( , but charater limited :cray: :'( :cray: i was read "word", not characters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cereal Killer 3 Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 lol I always knew Ugruck was a total sleaze! This proves all of my suspicions! :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megadethbr 3 Posted July 12, 2013 Author Share Posted July 12, 2013 lol I always knew Ugruck was a total sleaze! This proves all of my suspicions! :rofl: ;D ...thnx for reading Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ihtehotdogx 6 Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Ey man, srry to say but the rule is to make a story about a monster not a tavern keeper xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megadethbr 3 Posted July 12, 2013 Author Share Posted July 12, 2013 Ey man, srry to say but the rule is to make a story about a monster not a tavern keeper xD character: monster, miniboss or even quest NPC. You should tell the story about the day of that character, about its life and adventures! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ihtehotdogx 6 Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 Yep a quest, ow u mean the quest ugrucks invitation ;D? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR X 2 Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 today, i do 2x ugruck quest :rofl: , he gve me big ale ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megadethbr 3 Posted July 19, 2013 Author Share Posted July 19, 2013 Bump :facepalm: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbabaroix 3 Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 ugruck bad old man hiring stripers as waitress ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saber 23 Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 :clapping: :clapping: :clapping: :clapping: :good: :dirol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
200000000 volt amaru 1 Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 this is d link to my story...........kindly read & review http://forum.warspear-online.com/index.php?topic=89741.0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megadethbr 3 Posted July 26, 2013 Author Share Posted July 26, 2013 i just added a funny pic ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR X 2 Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 lol mr bean :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megadethbr 3 Posted July 26, 2013 Author Share Posted July 26, 2013 lol mr bean :rofl: if u know wt he means :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNP 1 Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 The only story I wanna lose to :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teozantyn 0 Posted July 26, 2013 Share Posted July 26, 2013 Ey man, srry to say but the rule is to make a story about a monster not a tavern keeper xD Looks like someone isn't paying attention to the rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takshan 0 Posted July 27, 2013 Share Posted July 27, 2013 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: nice bro :drinks: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR X 2 Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 yesterday is the last day hope u win :diablo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarra Aprillia 0 Posted July 28, 2013 Share Posted July 28, 2013 +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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