Gladiator 1146 Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 you turned me off I wish a +11 weapon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCocktail 183 Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 you get a deleted weapon with a message from devs that they had to remove your weapon, and thus made it back to 1+ I wish i got a full dragon gear set Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosotraes 350 Posted September 24, 2015 Author Share Posted September 24, 2015 Dang I had to use a revive scroll... I wish a camper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCocktail 183 Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 You get a house I wish a blizzard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosotraes 350 Posted September 24, 2015 Author Share Posted September 24, 2015 You get a thunderstorm. I wish a good Steven Seagal movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gladiator 1146 Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 You get "Attack force" I wish I become a Ninja Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCocktail 183 Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 you are the loudest samurai ever. i wish i would be a tank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gladiator 1146 Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 You become a healer I wish an endless Nutella jar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosotraes 350 Posted September 26, 2015 Author Share Posted September 26, 2015 You get an endless jar filled with Justin Bieber's s***m. I wish a $2800 gaming rig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A male 180 Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 you get an $1m pig I wish a massage chair :3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosotraes 350 Posted October 3, 2015 Author Share Posted October 3, 2015 You get a sausage chair. I wish sausages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCocktail 183 Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 You get my special sausage I wish for eternal life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosotraes 350 Posted October 4, 2015 Author Share Posted October 4, 2015 Guaranteed. Too bad you haven't wished for eternal youth. I wish eternal youth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gladiator 1146 Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 Error: Wish cannot be corrupted. I wish an incorruptible wish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCocktail 183 Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 The lord of the wishs show you the past, where every puny try of them failed. This wont be an exception. Your wish backfires and everytime you think of this failure, you vomit 2 chicks. I wish i had access to nearly unlimited financial ressources Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A male 180 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 You get a bank , but you cant remember what you have , in a sudden , you give it all to charity Wish sum beats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCocktail 183 Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 The only song you can play on it is the benny hills theme. go listen to the song. If you think "still worth" then the only song playable changes to: "ouuh you toched my tralala" I wish mars gets colonised in a lifetime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ranmage 7 Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 (edited) Mars drifted away to a another galaxy. I wish to give you a seizure Edited November 11, 2015 by The Ranmage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosotraes 350 Posted November 11, 2015 Author Share Posted November 11, 2015 Already have one >. I wish a good phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ranmage 7 Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 You get a PSP I wish a wish of wishes about wishes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCocktail 183 Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 This wish is so old the fairy died. And brian makes for the wishes for u now. Forever. I wish myself gl for the test tomorow. (If i fail i gonna rant here) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ranmage 7 Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 You failed life. Twice. I wish good luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCocktail 183 Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Ty I wish i had sweets rn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ranmage 7 Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 You get salt I wish you take a dragon and slay it with mustard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCocktail 183 Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 The blood of the dragon reacts with the mustard. Suddenly a lvl 6 rogue comes up assasinates you. I wish i was a surpreme leader Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ranmage 7 Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 There only can be one supreme leader. In your attempt to kill Kim-Jong Un, you ran into Dennis Rutton or whoever he is. Anyway, Dennisboi cracks your neck and makes a bowl out of your skull. Next morning he has cereal with Kim-Jong-senpai. I wish you saw it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gladiator 1146 Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 I couldn't because jigsaw has taken the saw.. I wish jigsaw comes now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ranmage 7 Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 R0land came instead. I wish that I had a sword what is a shark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jigsaw-PZ 107 Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 The shark dies for obvious reasons I wish you luck today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgana 780 Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 Not my lucky day, I'm in a really bad mood I wish to know what I want to know -.- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCocktail 183 Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 I know what you want to know. There are apples tasting like raspberry I wish my hands would be warmer than rn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosotraes 350 Posted November 27, 2015 Author Share Posted November 27, 2015 In an attempt to warm your hands, you desperately put them in molten Tungsten, only to see that your hands get vaporized. Wish you a happy weekend! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCocktail 183 Posted November 28, 2015 Share Posted November 28, 2015 In an attempt to warm your hands, you desperately put them in molten Tungsten, only to see that your hands get vaporized. Wish you a happy weekend! First i was happy for such a wish. Than i realized i hd to corrupt it. I didnt want to say my weekend is shit, so i thought of something smooth to say. I didnt find anything, so i got desperate. And now here i am, with an overworked brain and thus a headache. Thx. I wish u get a buyer who buys ur stuff for a dumb, incredible amount of g like i did Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ranmage 7 Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 (edited) You got one lvl 1 bd who has 20 gold from a nadir-sard quest and still needs to kill Hydra, please help him. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLSEXLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I wish you would care to read it. Edited December 21, 2015 by The Ranmage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCocktail 183 Posted December 21, 2015 Share Posted December 21, 2015 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ayyyy what do i have here ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) I wish weps would get better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ranmage 7 Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Devs removed weapons, because of the blame pointed at them, because the world thinks Warspear promotes war, not peace. I wish to know what is my password. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jigsaw-PZ 107 Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Here it is: four words all upper case, but its one word all lower case. I wish for your death Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkum777 37 Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 but today life scroll on discount, so I can't death easily I wish I could run from my adulthood responsibilities Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCocktail 183 Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 You ran from your childhood responsibilities I wish i didnt have to eat anymore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosotraes 350 Posted January 6, 2016 Author Share Posted January 6, 2016 Your parents see it as an extreme form of anorexia nervosa. I wish I survive this day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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