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(Forum game) Corrupt a wish


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That person who pmed u ingame lvls up pretty quickly and trolls your guild while you are on forum not knowing who u are

 

I wish i had a bananafarm

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You get- wait what Bloons TD reference? -a tomato farm.

 

I wish more coffee. Because coffee is love, coffee is life.

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You get poisoned and die

 

 

 

 

I wish a troll invasion and me to be their king

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The troll invasion trolls you

 

I wish people would realize that we, humanity couldve evovled far better with a different system than our free market economy right now

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Obama comes and stabs you :snorlax:

 

 

I wish to rule the sea

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I rule the sea :snorlax:

 

 

 

I wish I could use all of your accs... Including dev ones :spiteful:

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Mine is secured with a 1024 bits code system which changes every 10 seconds. Only my computer and phone can log on.

 

I wish this was true.

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It is true, however your bro is a hacker from the kgb and hax ur stuff in no time

 

I wish nosos brother would stop being sucha douche

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Jigsaw comes irl and kills noso, his bro won't be a douche anymore, at least for him :spiteful:

 

 

I wish I was a Turtle!

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It breakes and gets stolen. At least the thief has a broken watch now.

 

I wish id be better at geometry dash. Im good. But not enough. :spiteful:

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Screw you and geometry dash

 

 

 

I wish I can know ppl's identities in-game (must know who is that guy who pmed me)

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You're not NSA, you don't have a Santa available (South Park reference).

 

I wish an eosh.

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What da ****

 

 

 

 

I wish a nest :snorlax: I'm not pointing to Nestly :spiteful:

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You get a queen, unfortunately when you go to bed, you find that she is a guy

 

 

 

I wish a tower

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Your 8 years old DS lite becomes a replacement for your new 3DS

 

 

 

 

I wish fish sticks

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Misheard wish again :spiteful:

 

wait, do fish even have ****s? :unknw: ....

 

Doesn't matter, enjoyyy

 

 

 

 

I wish for the power to read minds

 

 

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Misheard the wish

 

 

You fail in kiting 100 bds and your char gets deleted because it died like 1m times

 

Enjoyyyy

 

 

 

 

I wish a hamster

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Hamster mean Giant anal probe in my language. Either you must really enjoy them or this is pure coincidence.

 

We have a lot of english words that translate to different variations of anal probe in my language, why you ask... wrong topic.

 

 

 

I wish for a 3rd eye on the back of my head

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Gay in my language = I'm comin

 

Why you ask too

 

 

Your 3rd eye hits the wall and you become blind somehow

 

 

 

I wish real forum rules

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- Communication with the forum member "Tood" is strictly prohibited.

- Everything written by jigsaw in a "list" form is LAW, and should be obeyed or accepted as truth.

 

 

 

 

I want a unicorn skull

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You get your own skull, you're dead bruh

 

 

 

I wish I could skip my priest's map 1

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If i did currupt your wish then i would be granting the wish. Granting the wish means the wish will get corrupted because the wish is to corrupt the wish, but the point of the game is to corrupt a wish and i would be granting yours if i corrupts it, going against the point of the game. A paradox...

 

.. but wait.. if i deny to grant your wish, i would be corrupting it, but at the same time not entering the paradox because i denied to grant it....I win?... but denying to grant a wish isn't the point of the game...

 

Hopefully i have confused you enough to have you think i've given you an answer.

 

 

 

 

I wish i was a cop

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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If i did currupt your wish then i would be granting the wish. Granting the wish means the wish will get corrupted because the wish is to corrupt the wish, but the point of the game is to corrupt a wish and i would be granting yours if i corrupts it, going against the point of the game. A paradox...

 

.. but wait.. if i deny to grant your wish, i would be corrupting it, but at the same time not entering the paradox because i denied to grant it....I win?... but denying to grant a wish isn't the point of the game...

 

Hopefully i have confused you enough to have you think i've given you an answer.

 

 

 

 

I wish i was a cop

That's nowhere near confusing, I understood it easily, DISQUALIFIED FROM THE TOPIC!

 

 

You get shot and die

 

 

I wish I corrupt your next wish

 

(reply to your god damn PM)

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You break your fingers, toes, elbows, nose, chin and any other protrusions that could be used to type and corrupt my wish.

 

 

 

I wish i owned a talking parrot

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You're that parrot and the parrot is you so the parrot jigs eat you, the jigs parrot

 

 

 

I wish I could swap bodies

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You lose your mind between time and space

 

 

 

I wish the results of the best app awards to be announced because its 11th already

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