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Correct.

I find it amusing that the two English-speaking servers have different slang.

Going to enemy town like that is just asking to be killed.

You expect me to count? No way. It's 1000. Ish. If not that number then very close to it.

Guys, I have a problem. I think my ignore list is full.

Best way to commit suicide. But as a support skill this one looks cool.

1. Open the game 2. Press Menu 3. Press My profile 4. Under "Login" you'll see a number or an email address. This is your id. The same id can be seen above the Play button. Also, there are similar instructions (but with images) next to the field where you enter your id, if you happen to forget how to do that. If you just want to know the number, for any other reason, go to Warspear's file location and open the log from your last session; it's there somewhere.

Who even wants to buy a single sign? 260 for a set is so much higher than normally during discount.

Not sure if middle means a) I'm very pro person that, while lacking the ability to understand and produce high-quality memes that win Oscars, is however able to entertain and laugh at the masses without being completely ignorant of what makes a good and unique meme, and maintains a healthy balance between laughing at holocaust and making people feel good, or b) I'm dull.

Now I would guess that the stores themselves won't allow 1000 dollar in-game purchases. Because... that's a lot. And worried parents who see that in the application description and think this game only wants money (seriously, have you ever seen a game with the option to buy game money for $1000?).

I thought max was 446.

Amusement park queue, McDonald's and while walking home. The latter two because of war.

Chaplin hair + dictator's coat or warlike fairy = definitely nothing to worry about

The obligatory "can I have your stuff" post: You really wouldn't mind if you parted of some of your items, would you? The Orphan Paladin Foundation for Orphaned Paladins (OPFOP) would be grateful...

More RNG has never hurt anyone. (Except me at Swamps.)

Wrong forum? The Russian section is right above the English one. Anyhow, here's a translation if the forum choice was intended:

And this is why you should never carry all your gold in your pockets.

Ranger op, pls nerf

They're worth 80 gold. Sometimes people sell them for as low as 40g/piece.

Found the joy of reselling to vendor. (Sorry for the heavy distortion. I just couldn't believe my eyes that people are giving out free money.)

In Russia, daylight saves people, and that's why they don't use it.

These contemporary children, they want everything without effort. I was walking everywhere while you were still in diapers.

Keep in mind the times for the wars. I don't know where you live, but US wars start at 5 and EU wars at 20 o'clock server time, ie. UTC+2.

Signs are from dungeon quests. This is clearly not a dungeon.

Hard to say what's wrong without knowing the full message. Perhaps try again? If nothing helps, here's a list of common downloading problems: Check that your internet is working properly, that you tried downloading the version for the proper operating system, that there's enough free space, that you don't have any over-eager firewalls, and that you downloaded it to a proper folder.