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Edly

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  1. Pffffttt... 'Warlocks' :spiteful: But seriously 6k magic def, WHO IS EARTH IS THAT?? :shok:
  2. Then the penetration stats needs to be increased, only by the individual... Not devs :wacko:
  3. What is the definition of a crowd (NOT crowd control), MR??? Or maybe you're the one who needs a better understanding of some english words
  4. Have you considered using your brain for non-support? en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crowd_control " Crowd control is the controlling of a crowd" The root is for an individual, and its stuns...
  5. Root = crowd control, are you shitting me?? How many people have you stunned at once with a root?? :(
  6. "Thanks to that skillyou are the one who is going to strike first your enemy,and remember kids, the one who hits first is the one who wins (in Warspear)" VERY BIG LIE!!, Actually a rogue made a big damage crit on me at first near Nadir, guess what :spiteful: i tangled the a**wipe, healed myself quickly(NOT potion, am a druid) then knocked him out with ma own crit! :P NB: The first shall be the last :dirol:
  7. 1st year medical students were attending their 1st anatomy class. They all gathered around the table and there was a real dead body on the table. Akpos, the professor started the class by telling them two important qualities of a DOCTOR. The 1st is that never be DISGUSTED about anything in the body for example, he inserted his FINGER in the deadbody’s ANUS and put the finger in his own mouth and TASTED it. Then he told the students to do what he did. The students hesitated for several minutes, but eventually everyone inserted their fingers in the body’s ANUS and tasted it. When everyone finished tasting their fingers, they were all Frowning… Then Professor Akpos looked at them and said: The most important 2nd quality is Observation. I inserted my MIDDLE finger but tasted the 2ND finger….Now learn to pay attention!! Hahahahaha!! ALL D students went crazy!! :wacko:
  8. Damn!! Lots of dmg spheres...
  9. Recently i attended a special class for women on car maintenance, given each year by a local garage. The first lesson was on the parts of the internal combustion engine; the second, on how these parts work together to make the car go. At the beginning of the third lesson, the instructor smilingly and spitefully asked how many of the women had gone home and "stripped down" the family car. All was quiet until one woman raised her hand and said timidly, "You forgot to tell us how to open the bonnet"
  10. Know this, >:D PEACE will be victorious
  11. Yea, :spiteful: but i loved it when i ganged you the other day, i forgot the place, but it was near mc side astral labyrinth ;D
  12. An eye for an eye will only make the whole world blind. -Mahatma Gandhi
  13. A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it. Later they get together. The priest begins: “When I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his First Communion.” “I found a bear by the stream,” says the minister, “and preached God’s holy word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.” They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast. “Looking back,” he says, “maybe I shouldn’t have started with the circumcision.”
  14. A couple going on vacation but his wife was on a business trip so he went to the destination first and his wife would meet him the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email. Unfortunately, when typing her address, he mistyped a letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint. At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen: Dearest Wife, Just got checked in. Everything is prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P.S. Sure it's hot down here.
  15. Well, don’t follow my footsteps… I run into walls.
  16. Loco: “I painted something for last year’s academy.” Bob: “Was it hung?” Loco: “Yes, near the entrance where everybody could see it.” Bob: “Congratulations! What was it?” Loco: “A board saying, ‘Keep To The Left’.”
  17. “What’s the matter with your wife? She looks all broken up.” “Ah! She got a terrible shock.” “How was it?” “She was assisting at a rummage sale at the church and she dropped her new $500 phone and somebody sold it for $50.”
  18. Kid: “Dad, are you growing taller all the time?” Father: “No, my child. Why do you ask?” Kid: “Because the top of your head is poking up through your hair.”
  19. Hahahaha, this page is really killing... When i imagine these pics in my head i just laugh alone as if i'm insane :rofl:
  20. Humm... i dont get this :unknw:
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