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  • 3 months later...

A girl was at her Catholic Church and was asked what she wanted to be when she grew up. "A prostitute" she answered gleefully which made the priest gasp, tense up, and nearly fall over. Shortly after he calmed down and said "Ohhh you said prostitute! For a second there I though you said Protestant!"

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  • 3 weeks later...

1-what is red and screams every time you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt

2-how many baby's does it take to paint a wall red?

one if you throw em' really hard

3-you call it kidnapping I call a surprise abortion

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