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Y'all wanna loosen up? Tell some jokes, read some jokes, just have fun :). Don't hesitate with any kind of joke, let it be light of heart or dark as night! Unleash your inner comedian, let your voice be heard, tell some jokes :yahoo: !!!!!! Have fun :) !

 

[spoiler=Why do people in Flint Michigan eat sandwiches with only jelly?]They got plenty of Pb in them already. :P 

 

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So I was reading that science fiction book about anti-gravity n stuff like that, dude I'm telling you, it is impossible to put down.

 

Meh, I knew it was a bad joke.. I'd have made a chemistry joke instead, but I knew I wouldn't get reactions...

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two frends talkin..

 

-hey.. so how's ur daughter doin?

-she's doin great! found a new job, got her salary increased, boss bought her a car, a new house near her work place.. but hey! what bout your daughter?

-hyper sluty like yours but less lucky !

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your mom is so ugly your dad takes her with him to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

 

your mom is so fat, she needs 3 watches for the timezones shes in.

 

your mom is so short when she got up from the toilet she broke her legs.

 

 

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Do you know how I escaped from Iraq during the war?

 

Iran

 

 

Did you hear about the Italian chef who had terminal illnesses?

 

He pastaway

 

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A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution.

"Let's have sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile.

"Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist.

"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer.

"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile.

"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac.

There was silence, and then the masochist said: "Meow."

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Dark humor:

 

 

Why can't you fool an aborted baby?

 

 

Because they weren't born yesterday

 

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More dark humor: (no offense pls...jokes only)

 

 

A white woman meets a handsome black man at a bar and decides to let him go home with her. At the door she reaches into his pants and whispers seductively "show me what they say about black men is true" So he stabs her and steals her purse.

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Hitler is at a meeting and says, “we will kill 6 million jews and 1 clown.”

 

His men ask “why the clown?”

 

Hitler responds, “see, I told you no one cares about the jews.”

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I know 10 facts about you:

Fact 1: You are reading this.

Fact 2: You can't say the letter 'm' without touching your lips.

Fact 3: You just tried it.

Fact 4: You're smiling.

Fact 6: You're smiling or laughing again.

Fact 7: You didn't notice I missed fact 5.

Fact 8: You just checked it.

Fact 9: You're smiling again.

Fact 10: You like this and you're going to rate or comment. :)

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My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!"

 

I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!"

Then I unplugged his life support.

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My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!"

 

I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!"

Then I unplugged his life support.

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More dark humor: (no offense pls...jokes only)

 

 

A white woman meets a handsome black man at a bar and decides to let him go home with her. At the door she reaches into his pants and whispers seductively "show me what they say about black men is true" So he stabs her and steals her purse.

lol xD
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