Corona virus 230 Posted January 28, 2016 Posted January 28, 2016 Y'all wanna loosen up? Tell some jokes, read some jokes, just have fun . Don't hesitate with any kind of joke, let it be light of heart or dark as night! Unleash your inner comedian, let your voice be heard, tell some jokes !!!!!! Have fun ! [spoiler=Why do people in Flint Michigan eat sandwiches with only jelly?]They got plenty of Pb in them already. Quote
PoleyKathi 121 Posted January 28, 2016 Posted January 28, 2016 A harsh One : What does one deaf+mute baby gets for Christmas as a present? Cancer Quote
graybeardx 17 Posted January 28, 2016 Posted January 28, 2016 what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? pizza doesnt scream when put in an oven. (im not racist but i enjoy these a lot ) Quote
Nosotraes 349 Posted January 28, 2016 Posted January 28, 2016 What do you call a German with a gallon of gas on his back? A Jew buster. Ba dum tss Quote
Gladiator 1216 Posted January 28, 2016 Posted January 28, 2016 So I was reading that science fiction book about anti-gravity n stuff like that, dude I'm telling you, it is impossible to put down. Meh, I knew it was a bad joke.. I'd have made a chemistry joke instead, but I knew I wouldn't get reactions... Quote
Nosotraes 349 Posted January 28, 2016 Posted January 28, 2016 I was about to make an anal joke. Butt f*ck it. Quote
Panchen 90 Posted January 28, 2016 Posted January 28, 2016 (edited) two frends talkin.. -hey.. so how's ur daughter doin? -she's doin great! found a new job, got her salary increased, boss bought her a car, a new house near her work place.. but hey! what bout your daughter? -hyper sluty like yours but less lucky ! Edited January 28, 2016 by Panchen Quote
Corona virus 230 Posted January 29, 2016 Author Posted January 29, 2016 [spoiler=What do you call a banana with a bomb in it?] A talibanana! Quote
baskentliii 71 Posted January 29, 2016 Posted January 29, 2016 Poley has 5 Donkeys Ma,Mi,Mo,Mu which one is missing there? Quote
rakshith 2 Posted January 30, 2016 Posted January 30, 2016 Poley has 5 Donkeys Ma,Mi,Mo,Mu which one is missing there? not me xd Quote
Gladiator 1216 Posted January 30, 2016 Posted January 30, 2016 I red that joke, it blue my mind. Quote
Panchen 90 Posted January 30, 2016 Posted January 30, 2016 (edited) how did Pinocchio realize he is made out of wood? he wuz fappin and almost catches fire ! Edited January 30, 2016 by Panchen Quote
Nosotraes 349 Posted January 30, 2016 Posted January 30, 2016 A sausage maker buys a box of cereal. That's it. Quote
MCocktail 181 Posted January 31, 2016 Posted January 31, 2016 your mom is so ugly your dad takes her with him to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye. your mom is so fat, she needs 3 watches for the timezones shes in. your mom is so short when she got up from the toilet she broke her legs. graybeardx 1 Quote
benjaminbt 324 Posted January 31, 2016 Posted January 31, 2016 - How does a man feel on -273 °C? - He's 0.K. now. Quote
Panchen 90 Posted January 31, 2016 Posted January 31, 2016 -did you hear bout the guy who had his left arm and his left leg cut off? -no.. -that's ok, he's all right now ! Higgings 1 Quote
Gladiator 1216 Posted February 1, 2016 Posted February 1, 2016 Do you know how I escaped from Iraq during the war? Iran Did you hear about the Italian chef who had terminal illnesses? He pastaway Quote
Panchen 90 Posted February 1, 2016 Posted February 1, 2016 -the lady living next door.. she got bitten by the love bug ! -aww really? did she fell in love? -nope, she got her thingy full of crab lice Quote
Bopp 15 Posted February 2, 2016 Posted February 2, 2016 My eyes hurt from reading these Higgings 1 Quote
Zeusthegod 119 Posted February 2, 2016 Posted February 2, 2016 (edited) A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution. "Let's have sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile. "Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac. There was silence, and then the masochist said: "Meow." Edited February 2, 2016 by Zeusthegod Jigsaw-PZ 1 Quote
Corona virus 230 Posted February 2, 2016 Author Posted February 2, 2016 [spoiler=What would you call Kaitlyn Jenner if she was a super hero?]EX-man Quote
Zeusthegod 119 Posted February 2, 2016 Posted February 2, 2016 (edited) Dark humor: Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because they weren't born yesterday Edited February 2, 2016 by Zeusthegod Quote
Zeusthegod 119 Posted February 2, 2016 Posted February 2, 2016 (edited) More dark humor: (no offense pls...jokes only) A white woman meets a handsome black man at a bar and decides to let him go home with her. At the door she reaches into his pants and whispers seductively "show me what they say about black men is true" So he stabs her and steals her purse. Edited February 2, 2016 by Zeusthegod Quote
Zeusthegod 119 Posted February 2, 2016 Posted February 2, 2016 Hitler is at a meeting and says, “we will kill 6 million jews and 1 clown.” His men ask “why the clown?” Hitler responds, “see, I told you no one cares about the jews.” Higgings 1 Quote
Higgings 1916 Posted February 2, 2016 Posted February 2, 2016 Lmfao guys have you eaten bread and humor? Really funny. Nice topic Quote
Corona virus 230 Posted February 2, 2016 Author Posted February 2, 2016 [spoiler=Why is a Jewish person's nose so big?]Because the air is free. Quote
benjaminbt 324 Posted February 2, 2016 Posted February 2, 2016 I know 10 facts about you: Fact 1: You are reading this. Fact 2: You can't say the letter 'm' without touching your lips. Fact 3: You just tried it. Fact 4: You're smiling. Fact 6: You're smiling or laughing again. Fact 7: You didn't notice I missed fact 5. Fact 8: You just checked it. Fact 9: You're smiling again. Fact 10: You like this and you're going to rate or comment. Quote
Zeusthegod 119 Posted February 2, 2016 Posted February 2, 2016 Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is. Quote
Zeusthegod 119 Posted February 2, 2016 Posted February 2, 2016 My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support. Quote
Ninja Owl 210 Posted February 2, 2016 Posted February 2, 2016 What do you call a Jewish Pokémon trainer? Ash. Quote
Gladiator 1216 Posted February 2, 2016 Posted February 2, 2016 My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support. Savage Quote
Corona virus 230 Posted February 3, 2016 Author Posted February 3, 2016 [spoiler=What do you call a black man in a police uniform? ]A theif Quote
Corona virus 230 Posted February 3, 2016 Author Posted February 3, 2016 [spoiler=Where in Arinar did the Nazis set up a camp?]Irselnort-The Ash Coast Quote
Cybernem 157 Posted February 3, 2016 Posted February 3, 2016 More dark humor: (no offense pls...jokes only) A white woman meets a handsome black man at a bar and decides to let him go home with her. At the door she reaches into his pants and whispers seductively "show me what they say about black men is true" So he stabs her and steals her purse. lol xD Quote
Corona virus 230 Posted February 4, 2016 Author Posted February 4, 2016 [spoiler=Why did the Chinese warrior goto the blacksmith?]There was a chink in his armor. Quote
Gladiator 1216 Posted February 4, 2016 Posted February 4, 2016 How does NASA organize a party? They planet Quote
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