January 28, 201610 yr Y'all wanna loosen up? Tell some jokes, read some jokes, just have fun . Don't hesitate with any kind of joke, let it be light of heart or dark as night! Unleash your inner comedian, let your voice be heard, tell some jokes !!!!!! Have fun ! [spoiler=Why do people in Flint Michigan eat sandwiches with only jelly?]They got plenty of Pb in them already.
January 28, 201610 yr A harsh One : What does one deaf+mute baby gets for Christmas as a present? Cancer
January 28, 201610 yr what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? pizza doesnt scream when put in an oven. (im not racist but i enjoy these a lot )
January 28, 201610 yr What do you call a German with a gallon of gas on his back? A Jew buster. Ba dum tss
January 28, 201610 yr So I was reading that science fiction book about anti-gravity n stuff like that, dude I'm telling you, it is impossible to put down. Meh, I knew it was a bad joke.. I'd have made a chemistry joke instead, but I knew I wouldn't get reactions...
January 28, 201610 yr two frends talkin.. -hey.. so how's ur daughter doin? -she's doin great! found a new job, got her salary increased, boss bought her a car, a new house near her work place.. but hey! what bout your daughter? -hyper sluty like yours but less lucky ! Edited January 28, 201610 yr by Panchen
January 30, 201610 yr how did Pinocchio realize he is made out of wood? he wuz fappin and almost catches fire ! Edited January 30, 201610 yr by Panchen
January 31, 201610 yr your mom is so ugly your dad takes her with him to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye. your mom is so fat, she needs 3 watches for the timezones shes in. your mom is so short when she got up from the toilet she broke her legs.
January 31, 201610 yr -did you hear bout the guy who had his left arm and his left leg cut off? -no.. -that's ok, he's all right now !
February 1, 201610 yr Do you know how I escaped from Iraq during the war? Iran Did you hear about the Italian chef who had terminal illnesses? He pastaway
February 1, 201610 yr -the lady living next door.. she got bitten by the love bug ! -aww really? did she fell in love? -nope, she got her thingy full of crab lice
February 2, 201610 yr A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution. "Let's have sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile. "Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac. There was silence, and then the masochist said: "Meow." Edited February 2, 201610 yr by Zeusthegod
February 2, 201610 yr Author [spoiler=What would you call Kaitlyn Jenner if she was a super hero?]EX-man
February 2, 201610 yr Dark humor: Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because they weren't born yesterday Edited February 2, 201610 yr by Zeusthegod
February 2, 201610 yr More dark humor: (no offense pls...jokes only) A white woman meets a handsome black man at a bar and decides to let him go home with her. At the door she reaches into his pants and whispers seductively "show me what they say about black men is true" So he stabs her and steals her purse. Edited February 2, 201610 yr by Zeusthegod
February 2, 201610 yr Hitler is at a meeting and says, “we will kill 6 million jews and 1 clown.” His men ask “why the clown?” Hitler responds, “see, I told you no one cares about the jews.”
February 2, 201610 yr I know 10 facts about you: Fact 1: You are reading this. Fact 2: You can't say the letter 'm' without touching your lips. Fact 3: You just tried it. Fact 4: You're smiling. Fact 6: You're smiling or laughing again. Fact 7: You didn't notice I missed fact 5. Fact 8: You just checked it. Fact 9: You're smiling again. Fact 10: You like this and you're going to rate or comment.
February 2, 201610 yr My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.
February 2, 201610 yr My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support. Savage
February 3, 201610 yr Author [spoiler=Where in Arinar did the Nazis set up a camp?]Irselnort-The Ash Coast
February 3, 201610 yr More dark humor: (no offense pls...jokes only) A white woman meets a handsome black man at a bar and decides to let him go home with her. At the door she reaches into his pants and whispers seductively "show me what they say about black men is true" So he stabs her and steals her purse. lol xD
February 4, 201610 yr Author [spoiler=Why did the Chinese warrior goto the blacksmith?]There was a chink in his armor.
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