Sirrah 6 Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Hey guys, All of you must be familiar with Chuck Norris jokes. But what you don't know. Chuck Norris lost PvP with Roland. Lol. Today Roland was online for quite a time. People were spamming ws chat with hilarious messages like. "Roland is farming swamp slug." Lol. Let's make a thread for that. All of you, post your Roland jokes here. I'll start. Roland farmed jerboa and got Lev 22 weapon. Pecleb 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Jigsaw-PZ 107 Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 R0land can 1 stamina heroic termitary with only his fists. The last person to ever call R0land a noob is now known as "Faceless" because of the beat down he received. The war spear was created from R0lan's finger nail. R0land can amp to +10 without failure or signs because "luck" is too scared to stop him. R0land's trainee student is the white wanderer. Miracle coins are created using R0land's frozen saliva. The first person to deal more than 0 dmg on R0land, wins the game. Forever. Danfake, Morgana, Pecleb and 2 others 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Saber 23 Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sirrah 6 Posted December 31, 2014 Author Share Posted December 31, 2014 R0land can 1 stamina heroic termitary with only his fists. The last person to ever call R0land a noob is now known as "Faceless" because of the beat down he received. The war spear was created from R0lan's finger nail. R0land can amp to +10 without failure or signs because "luck" is too scared to stop him. R0land's trainee student is the white wanderer. Miracle coins are created using R0land's frozen saliva. The first person to deal more than 0 dmg on R0land, wins the game. Forever. LMFAO Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sirrah 6 Posted December 31, 2014 Author Share Posted December 31, 2014 The three gods formed party to kill r0land... Now nobody can find them... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
VrockS 2 Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Roland replied me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nosotraes 312 Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Funny topic Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MCocktail 182 Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Swamp slug is actually R0lands poo, as a random swamp wizard enchanted it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nosotraes 312 Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 Look R0land begging for mercy, while it's mercy begging for him. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MCocktail 182 Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 Roland can kill Obelisks (Those things in the Tellus stones quest that kill you with exact your max. hp) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nosotraes 312 Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 (edited) Roland can kill Obelisks (Those things in the Tellus stones quest that kill you with exact your max. hp) That's pretty badass. R0land can kill Evil Sandro, Demonologist, and all the other epic bosses with his bare hands, at once. Edited January 4, 2015 by Nosotraes Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jswaaz 87 Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 snorlax was the only mod that trolled MC's in their towns with an infinite HP ranger can you top that r0land? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nosotraes 312 Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 R0land trolled the "official" troll. Yes, R0land can top that, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jigsaw-PZ 107 Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Becoming the Best: The Guide to Killing R0land Edition 1 Lesson 1: Say good bye to your friends and family because you're about to die a slow and painful death. Lesson 2: Buy the following 9 editions to learn how to write a dying will. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nosotraes 312 Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Wait, what the... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hickwas 0 Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 R0land once PK-ed himself. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Corona virus 229 Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 Cant wait for R0lands comment Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nosotraes 312 Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 He is probably laughing hard. Or not. He may be hiring an Assassin to kill us all, as he knows where we all live:P Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MCocktail 182 Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 (edited) Some time ago, Lord R0land I, first roland. wanted to be a noob. So he grabbed every simple weapon he could fin, (gray lvl1s). But everytime he grabbed that wep, the power from his bare hands splittet onto the that piece of junk. It was 2 stronk for r0land the I s needs, as he wanted to troll. When he was tired of this madness, he took all swords and threw them away over the sea... The impact was so heavy, that some of the power of his enchanted junk splittet again, onto a filthy garbage rat. As the rat was statisfied with its new power he rested, only to see that his weapons got stolen, apparently by many prehistoric insects. The rat become insane, and the rats spirit flew, and infected every single mind it could find. The Filth was born. It still ravages upon ayvondyl, trying to find his weapons, but he didn't reached upon the insects he once was so mad about. He has to overpower the inhabitants of his own land first. Till today, when brave warriors try to destroy the filth and the termites*, they sometimes find the unique Enchanted weapons of the lord. Statisfied? PS: I dont know t about the lore well enough, i am just filling loreholes i dont know. Plis no h8 m8 Edited February 8, 2015 by MCocktail Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baskentli 57 Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 Cant wait for R0lands comment Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MCocktail 182 Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 When R0land cloned himself, the universe was hit by a gigantic, paradox, which traces now we see as game realms. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nosotraes 312 Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 Wut...? Don't understand your post, cocktail Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jigsaw-PZ 107 Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 R0land is currently spending 30 to life in prison for taking it too far when a player challenged him to a pvp fight. Apparently he wasn't satisfied with only beating the guy's character... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MCocktail 182 Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 Wut...? Don't understand your post, cocktail 1. rolands ancient grandfather basicly created the lords enchanted weapons and the filth 2. Roland cloned himself, but his strentgh doubled was too much for 1 universe. so the universe splitted, which my be an explanation for different game realms Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nosotraes 312 Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 Ah. Now I get it. Thank you:) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nosotraes 312 Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 R0land can kill Elm. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Morgana 729 Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Lol, nice topic poor Roland Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Turtle 198 Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Roland ducks all the ♥♥♥♥♥es in forum no one was spared Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Morgana 729 Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 (edited) Roland ducks all the ♥♥♥♥♥es in forum no one was sparedThat's not funnyHe is probably laughing hard. Or not. He may be hiring an Assassin to kill us all, as he knows where we all live:PFor what does he need an assassin to kill us all? I mean hello, he's Roland, his punches are harder than Chuck Norris's roundhouse kicks o.O Edited September 25, 2015 by Julie Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nosotraes 312 Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 True. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiator 894 Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Roses are redViolets are blueWe all should believethat Roland is always true What da duck did I just say? Higgings 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BennyBT 313 Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Roland tried to count to infinite, but he failed. Then, he went online and server broke down under the pressure of his mighty fame. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nosotraes 312 Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Infinte tried to count R0land. As a result, R0land is now infinite Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rowie Yubal 3 Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 R0land can 1 stamina heroic termitary with only his fists. The last person to ever call R0land a noob is now known as "Faceless" because of the beat down he received. The war spear was created from R0lan's finger nail. R0land can amp to +10 without failure or signs because "luck" is too scared to stop him. R0land's trainee student is the white wanderer. Miracle coins are created using R0land's frozen saliva. The first person to deal more than 0 dmg on R0land, wins the game. Forever. hahahaha took me 15 min to getover from this joke Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MCocktail 182 Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 Roland can use the online support chat channel Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nosotraes 312 Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 Roland can use the online support chat channel R0land solos Puppeteer Workshop No. 6 in 1 minute, naked without weapons. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rowie Yubal 3 Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 roland can bring us all back to Noob-age by turning our chars to level 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MCocktail 182 Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 roland can bring us all back to Noob-age by turning our chars to level 1 That aint a joke, its true! Roland can get 5 skill points on expert skills Morgana 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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