Gladiator 1145 Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 (edited) This poem is dedicated to a very valuable item, that’s been sitting in my pockets for months - Extra Pocket [Gift]. What’s in my pockets? An Extra Pocket! This gift deserves some recognition A special occasion, one time a year I wrote verses for this competition To appease the Gods of Warspear What’s in my pockets? An Extra Pocket! Every young warrior’s worst nightmare A quest to slay mobs for their skull On the back of a gracious knight’s mare No more “My God! Bag’s always full” - Thank you for the Extra Pocket! A storage for empowering concoctions Essential to explore the deeper oceans Collecting loot from dangerous dungeons Oh wait, it’s full with spheres and potions - Thank you for the Extra Pocket! A closet containing costumes and hoods An Extra Pocket, for the weapons and armors For retailers piling more of their goods For more profit, and less trips for the farmers - Thank you for the Extra Pocket! The utilities are really endless Sadly, a contradiction will arise For Extra Pockets are useless When you reach the maximum size What’s in my pockets? Useless, Extra Pockets... Make no mistake of my intent My appreciation for this gift is sincere Younger warriors must be content For me, a bag extension could be near Thank you for the eventually useful, Extra Pockets… Edited August 18, 2022 by Gladiator Kirby, TheCaster, Higgings and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maid 1860 Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 (edited) Man that`s sick Edited August 18, 2022 by Maid Gladiator 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stillron 17 Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 Finally this wonderful item is being honoured the way it should be! I loved the poem! Gladiator 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gladiator 1145 Posted August 18, 2022 Author Share Posted August 18, 2022 (edited) Thanks guys! This is actually the first time I've ever 'seriously' tried to write a poem, I'm glad you liked it. Edited August 18, 2022 by Gladiator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyrai 290 Posted August 23, 2022 Share Posted August 23, 2022 Love this Gladiator 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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