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A pirate walks into a bar and the

bartender says " Mr. Pirate did

you know that you have a steering wheel

hanging from your

zipper? Then the pirate says " Yeah..........

It's driving me

nuts "

 

,-,

 

Knock-knock

Who's There?

Scot

Scot who?

Scot nothing to do with you!

 

Trololololololol

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some guy at work was making fun of another guy whose last name is Diarra.

so he started singing:

 

"If you walking down the road and you about to explode

 

If you swimming in the pool and you feel something cool

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some guy at work was making fun of another guy whose last name is Diarra.

so he started singing:

 

"If you walking down the road and you about to explode

 

If you swimming in the pool and you feel something cool

 

Lol
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Hey Edly how's it goin man?

 

 

 

How do we know the Earth won't come to an end?

Because it is round.

 

What town in England makes terrible sandwiches?

Oldham.

 

Why did the child study in an aeroplane?

Because he wanted a higher education.

 

What is the best hand to write with?

Neither - it's best to write with a pen!

 

Did you hear about the stupid Kamikaze pilot?

He flew 57 missions!

 

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!

 

...

 

Of course it would!

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Q: There are 2 cats, an English cat and a French cat, in a contest to swim the English Channel. The English cat is called the one two three cat, and the French cat is called the un deux trois cat. who won?

A: The English cat. The un deux trois cat sank. (un deux trois quatre cinq)!!!!!!!!

 

do you get it......?.... No?..... Learn French Numerals!!

 

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Hehehe nice! I liked it.

 

 

Alcohol Warnings

 

Due to increasing products liability litigation,

beer manufacturers have accepted the FDA's

suggestion that the following warning labels be

placed immediately on all beer containers:

 

WARNING:

Consumption of alcohol may make you think you

are whispering when you are not.

 

WARNING:

Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in

dancing like an asshole.

 

WARNING:

Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell

the same boring story over and over again until

your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.

 

WARNING:

Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay

shings like thish.

 

WARNING:

Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe

that ex-lovers are really dying for you to

telephone them at four in the morning.

 

WARNING:

Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering

what the hell happened to your pants.

 

WARNING:

Consumption of alcohol may make you think you

can logically converse with other members of the

opposite sex without spitting.

 

WARNING:

Consumption of alcohol may make you think you

have mystical Kung Fu powers.

 

WARNING:

Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll

over in the morning and see something really

scary (whose species and or name you can't

remember).

 

WARNING:

Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of

inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

 

WARNING:

Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion

that you are tougher, smarter and more

handsome than some really, really big guy

named FRANZ.

 

WARNING:

Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe

you are invisible.

 

WARNING:

Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think

people are laughing WITH you.

 

WARNING:

Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in

the time-space continuum, whereby small (and

sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to

literally disappear.

 

WARNING:

Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE

pregnancy.

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:crazy: half way through killing snorlar and some noob summons a dead huntsman  :facepalm: :facepalm:

 

 

 

 

 

pro  :rofl: :rofl:

 

 

haha i did that once for an easy boss on first island i felt like an idiot

 

 

thats what i get for never trying out minions

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genius kid at school?

 

There is this boy that doesn't know how to learn math and always missheard what's everyone is going to talk, he always playing around with his friends n his toys but one day at his school the math teacher said you musn't play around n start learning math then the teacher decided to do math homework for the students

teach: this is easy so i think all of you can do it

students: yes ma'am

at home

boy: mom what's 2x2=?

(his mom teach her sister how to cook scramble egg)

mom: you stupid!

boy: oh i see so it's you stupid

mom: you cant even cook that!!!

boy: dad do you know whats 3x3 is?

(his dad is watching news)

dad: wtf!!

boy: oh its wtf

(then he left the room)

dad: oil price is going to rise soon, damn.

boy: big bro do you know what 4x4 is?

(he is watching boxing sport)

big bro: block and punch him go go

boy: hmm block and punch, thx bro

big bro: did you say something?

(the boy left...).

next day

teacher: ok where is your homework?, can you tell me what's 2x2?

boy: oh me ma'am its you stupid

teacher: omg how dare you

boy: what? 3x3 i know its what the fu¢k

teacher: say that again n ill slap you!!

boy: oh oh i can block and punch you

teacher: come to my office later.

 

and that's the last time he became an idiot.

 

 

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The best joke here is the people trying

 

 

orange you glad i said banana?

 

 

xdxdxd +2 me karma

 

 

kkkkkkk jajaja

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

welcome to tavern, heres your complimentary unrelated post

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Hope this one will help u laugh. Some player commented it. I just copied.  Hehe. After level 20 what we should do?

Read this - Get scammed, scam other people, avoid a ban, kill the swamp slug using only level 1 max amped gear (amplify only with spheres), drink beer, collect one hundred million gold and give it to a random level 1 player, invade the whole Arinar on your own, use revive scroll 1 500 times in enemy t1, block stairs (with a Legion hero), block bandit ridge (with a Sentinel hero) when Vistain knows the relic location, block Ghost village, win AoA (only in EU), complete tower heroic alone, collect one million cc and [don't know the word in english], get all costumes, eat sauced chicken legs, stand on a road and scare away a partyful of level 20s just by standing there, take hostages, strip in enemy caravan and survive, flashmob in Nadir-sard, help people with minibosses, win an arena tournament, learn a foreign language with WarSpear (change your interface language into Russian or Portuguese),...

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