Mecha 118 Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 even tho I intentionally use bad grammar from time to time, Im still a grammar nerd :tease: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issalerit 0 Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Now Dear reader, Am so sorry I can't tell you what's making that sound because you're not a monk. Pffffft :shout: I'm a priest, though. :friends: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edly 3 Posted April 26, 2014 Author Share Posted April 26, 2014 Pffffft :shout: I'm a priest, though. :friends: A female priest. Nicccccceeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! 8)I cant tell you still, you're not a Monk :crazy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edly 3 Posted April 26, 2014 Author Share Posted April 26, 2014 even tho I intentionally use bad grammar from time to time, Im still a grammar nerd :tease: Lma'o! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazz 2 Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says " Mr. Pirate did you know that you have a steering wheel hanging from your zipper? Then the pirate says " Yeah.......... It's driving me nuts " ,-, Knock-knock Who's There? Scot Scot who? Scot nothing to do with you! Trololololololol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issalerit 0 Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 A female priest. Nicccccceeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! 8) I cant tell you still, you're not a Monk :crazy: A priestess. :dirol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazz 2 Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 We all love science, don't we? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mecha 118 Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 some guy at work was making fun of another guy whose last name is Diarra. so he started singing: "If you walking down the road and you about to explode diarrhea, diarrhea If you swimming in the pool and you feel something cool diarrhea, diarrhea" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edly 3 Posted June 13, 2014 Author Share Posted June 13, 2014 some guy at work was making fun of another guy whose last name is Diarra. so he started singing: "If you walking down the road and you about to explode diarrhea, diarrhea If you swimming in the pool and you feel something cool diarrhea, diarrhea" Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazz 2 Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Hey Edly how's it goin man? How do we know the Earth won't come to an end? Because it is round. What town in England makes terrible sandwiches? Oldham. Why did the child study in an aeroplane? Because he wanted a higher education. What is the best hand to write with? Neither - it's best to write with a pen! Did you hear about the stupid Kamikaze pilot? He flew 57 missions! Why does a flamingo lift up one leg? Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over! ... Of course it would! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jigsaw-PZ 107 Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 Q: There are 2 cats, an English cat and a French cat, in a contest to swim the English Channel. The English cat is called the one two three cat, and the French cat is called the un deux trois cat. who won? A: The English cat. The un deux trois cat sank. (un deux trois quatre cinq)!!!!!!!! do you get it......?.... No?..... Learn French Numerals!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazz 2 Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 Hehehe nice! I liked it. Alcohol Warnings Due to increasing products liability litigation, beer manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers: WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember). WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter and more handsome than some really, really big guy named FRANZ. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edly 3 Posted June 21, 2014 Author Share Posted June 21, 2014 LOL :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milleina 6 Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 Taking advantage of free McDonalds WiFi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edly 3 Posted June 22, 2014 Author Share Posted June 22, 2014 Taking advantage of free McDonalds WiFi Bwahahahaha... Omg almost died laughing :wacko: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zsaszz 2 Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 Taking advantage of free McDonalds WiFi :rofl: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jswaaz 87 Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 :rofl: :lol: >30 minute limit for the town i live in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milleina 6 Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 when your mom calls you down for dinner & it's not ready Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edly 3 Posted June 22, 2014 Author Share Posted June 22, 2014 Looooool!!!! Milleina don't kill me plsssss :crazy: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jigsaw-PZ 107 Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 :crazy: half way through killing snorlar and some noob summons a dead huntsman :facepalm: :facepalm: pro :rofl: :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milleina 6 Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 Looooool!!!! Milleina don't kill me plsssss :crazy: :lol: hihi xd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jswaaz 87 Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 :crazy: half way through killing snorlar and some noob summons a dead huntsman :facepalm: :facepalm: pro :rofl: :rofl: haha i did that once for an easy boss on first island i felt like an idiot thats what i get for never trying out minions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tung4u 2 Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 genius kid at school? There is this boy that doesn't know how to learn math and always missheard what's everyone is going to talk, he always playing around with his friends n his toys but one day at his school the math teacher said you musn't play around n start learning math then the teacher decided to do math homework for the students teach: this is easy so i think all of you can do it students: yes ma'am at home boy: mom what's 2x2=? (his mom teach her sister how to cook scramble egg) mom: you stupid! boy: oh i see so it's you stupid mom: you cant even cook that!!! boy: dad do you know whats 3x3 is? (his dad is watching news) dad: wtf!! boy: oh its wtf (then he left the room) dad: oil price is going to rise soon, damn. boy: big bro do you know what 4x4 is? (he is watching boxing sport) big bro: block and punch him go go boy: hmm block and punch, thx bro big bro: did you say something? (the boy left...). next day teacher: ok where is your homework?, can you tell me what's 2x2? boy: oh me ma'am its you stupid teacher: omg how dare you boy: what? 3x3 i know its what the fu¢k teacher: say that again n ill slap you!! boy: oh oh i can block and punch you teacher: come to my office later. and that's the last time he became an idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hourai 139 Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 The best joke here is the people trying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jswaaz 87 Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 The best joke here is the people trying orange you glad i said banana? xdxdxd +2 me karma kkkkkkk jajaja welcome to tavern, heres your complimentary unrelated post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hourai 139 Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 It must be tough, for you ;_;7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jswaaz 87 Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 harder than you think with SOMEBODY never helping out moderate :diablo: has its perks, i can be offtopic whenever i want ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ihtehotdogx 6 Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 orange you glad i said banana? xdxdxd +2 me karma kkkkkkk jajaja welcome to tavern, heres your complimentary unrelated post What...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucifer12 1 Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 Hope this one will help u laugh. Some player commented it. I just copied. Hehe. After level 20 what we should do? Read this - Get scammed, scam other people, avoid a ban, kill the swamp slug using only level 1 max amped gear (amplify only with spheres), drink beer, collect one hundred million gold and give it to a random level 1 player, invade the whole Arinar on your own, use revive scroll 1 500 times in enemy t1, block stairs (with a Legion hero), block bandit ridge (with a Sentinel hero) when Vistain knows the relic location, block Ghost village, win AoA (only in EU), complete tower heroic alone, collect one million cc and [don't know the word in english], get all costumes, eat sauced chicken legs, stand on a road and scare away a partyful of level 20s just by standing there, take hostages, strip in enemy caravan and survive, flashmob in Nadir-sard, help people with minibosses, win an arena tournament, learn a foreign language with WarSpear (change your interface language into Russian or Portuguese),... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jswaaz 87 Posted June 25, 2014 Share Posted June 25, 2014 What...? br? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tung4u 2 Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 br? what?. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edly 3 Posted July 4, 2014 Author Share Posted July 4, 2014 what?. br? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jswaaz 87 Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 kkkkkkkkk welcome to tavern Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jigsaw-PZ 107 Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 hey.... hey you.... how much does an elephant weigh? ........Enough to break the ice :spiteful: hi am jigs!! :spiteful: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yasirnoor21 0 Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 hey.... hey you.... how much does an elephant weigh? ........Enough to break the ice :spiteful: hi am jigs!! :spiteful: :lol: :lol: :lol: .....You sir,are making me laugh so hard at the momen ♪ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jigsaw-PZ 107 Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 ..... You sir,are making me laugh so hard at the momen ♪ you sir, have made my day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tung4u 2 Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 you sir, have made my day. what?. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jigsaw-PZ 107 Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 what?. br? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazz 2 Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 I feel mindfcked.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ihtehotdogx 6 Posted July 6, 2014 Share Posted July 6, 2014 I feel mindfcked.. Br? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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