Guild VORTEX (US-Sapphire)

[Ladygi 33]

I'll add Azebu to guild members XD

[Azebu 92]

I'll add Azebu to guild members XD

 

Make me lvl 84 Sram and link this. It's gonna stay 84 for a while.

http://www.dofus.com/en/character/rushu/azebu-1039027300002

Or lvl 13 shitposter, that's fine too.

 

Seems perfect to me. Ah yes those eyes are magnificent! I`d like those for my present.

As for the payment. I had 64k Gilda stored, I`d like to pay with that. Name your price dear merchant.

 

It's your lucky day! These eyes are on discount and I'm charging only 700 ogrines, which perfectly exchanges into 64 thousand Gilda! Talk about luck, huh? Unless you want to bargain.

[Ladygi 33]

Make me lvl 84 Sram and link this. It's gonna stay 84 for a while.

http://www.dofus.com/en/character/rushu/azebu-1039027300002

Or lvl 13 shitposter, that's fine too.

 

 

Lvl 13 shitposter will be ;D

[Maleshaman 15]

Make me lvl 84 Sram and link this. It's gonna stay 84 for a while.

http://www.dofus.com/en/character/rushu/azebu-1039027300002

Or lvl 13 shitposter, that's fine too.

It's your lucky day! These eyes are on discount and I'm charging only 700 ogrines, which perfectly exchanges into 64 thousand Gilda! Talk about luck, huh? Unless you want to bargain.

 

No issues, here take the Gilda`s.

Thanks for the help, now I`m not partly blind anymore and I got the perfect present!

Have a good day.

[Azebu 92]

No issues, here take the Gilda`s.

Thanks for the help, now I`m not partly blind anymore and I got the perfect present!

Have a good day.

 

Because I left you with no money (unless you lied to me), I can offer you free meal. I went fishing yesterday, and I have some antic potatos, so take a look around my other wares, maybe something will catch your new eye.

[Maleshaman 15]

I got what I wanted, unless you want to perform a little ritual with me. What do you say? I`m certain that it will do your little shop good? (;

[Azebu 92]

What kind of ritual? I am no wizard, but I can determine if something will affect my income.

[Maleshaman 15]

I`m certain that it will give you profit. So you`re intrested I see, well then would you perform the "Sachiko, we beg of you" ritual with me?

I`ve got the charm right here, tell me if you want to join.

[Azebu 92]

Sweet. I can't wait to get stabbed with rusty scissors.

[Maleshaman 15]

I brought you a bag to collect the eyes, are you with me or not? Take everything else you`d like, I`m going there to save someone from buttering her pooper.

[Azebu 92]

I am ready, my bag with tools, emergency dust, anti-magic bathrobe, extra bag for eyes, and my jacket. I also told Timmy, my friend goblin, to run the shop while I'm out.

[Blueborn 21]

Timmy never gave me good deals :(

[Azebu 92]

Tell him you are friend of mine.

 

Also he likes bananas. I lost loads of money because of two guys bargaining with him. He sold half of my goat milk stock for 5 bananas.

[Maleshaman 15]

Hope you packed a meal aswell, I got everything I need I believe.

If you`re ready then grab the charm and say "Sachiko, we beg of you" 2x.

Ah also, wear this helm. Might soften the impact.

[Ladygi 33]

lol

[Azebu 92]

I will cook something on demand.

I'll pass on helm. That jacket isn't looks only.

So it begins.

 

 

 

 

lol

 

I will later combine this into a handy story, and will ask r0land to delete all unnecessary spam. So feel free to tag along.

[Blueborn 21]

Tell him you are friend of mine.

Also he likes bananas. I lost loads of money because of two guys bargaining with him. He sold half of my goat milk stock for 5 bananas.

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Oh awesome :)

 

 

 

 

I Just stole DK's banana hoard so i'm set :D

 

 

[Maleshaman 15]

Alright, all set. So it begins, bury your nails in the charm and pull it after you said "Sachiko, we bef of you" 2x.

Here it goes! Sachiko, we beg of you. Sachiko, we beg of you.

[Ladygi 33]

Nah I love it Azebu XD

Laughing hard

[Maleshaman 15]

Wish he would say his part. I`m waiting to save my lesbian love from buttering her pooper ._.

[Azebu 92]

Sachiko, we beg of you. Sachiko, we beg of you.

Hmm, nothing happe-

[Maleshaman 15]

Wh-w-wha-WHAT`S HAPEENING!?

IS IT AN EARTHQUAKE?

!... Azebu, look out! the floor under you is starting to crumble!

You have 2options.

1.Reach your hand to Azebu.

2.Think off more.

 

Azebu, grab my hand!

[Ihtehotdogx 6]

Wh-w-wha-WHAT`S HAPEENING!?

IS IT AN EARTHQUAKE?

!... Azebu, look out! the floor under you is starting to crumble!

You have 2options.

1.Reach your hand to Azebu.

2.Think off more.

 

Azebu, grab my hand!

 

XD funny

 

 

Dafuq :wacko:

[Maleshaman 15]

I gues only me and Azebu kno what`s going on :D

[Ihtehotdogx 6]

I gues only me and Azebu kno what`s going on :D

 

 

Ik whats going on, Luv in tha sky :rofl:

[Maleshaman 15]

Lmao, wish there was. I got a terrible neck atm, if there really was some love involved, I`d get a nice firm neck massage.

[Blueborn 21]

Lmao, wish there was. I got a terrible neck atm, if there really was some love involved, I`d get a nice firm neck massage.

 

 

A Certain pale ghost sneaks in and attempts to massage maleshamans neck.

 

 

LOOK OUT MALE!!!!

[Maleshaman 15]

N-N-NOOOOO!! *jumps trough the window and falls 10feet down*

ah..uagh... gni.. He didn`t... catch me... thank god... ugh.

(what the hell is Gotek doing in our roleplay...)

[Azebu 92]

Wh-w-wha-WHAT`S HAPEENING!?

IS IT AN EARTHQUAKE?

!... Azebu, look out! the floor under you is starting to crumble!

You have 2options.

1.Reach your hand to Azebu.

2.Think off more.

 

Azebu, grab my hand!

 

I'll be fine. See you later.

[Blueborn 21]

What happens when Gi goes afk on me.

( Dont ask.. im bored.. )

[Maleshaman 15]

Mauled by crickets lolwut?

Ps: How`s my new signature? U like? Me like (;

[Azebu 92]

Mauled by crickets lolwut?

Ps: How`s my new signature? U like? Me like (;

 

If you want to use swears, don't censor them.

Gangster rap and anime character? How bizarre.

[Blueborn 21]

If you want to use swears, don't censor them.

Gangster rap and anime character? How bizarre.

 

 

Cultures mix and divide. Enjoy the union :3

[Ihtehotdogx 6]

 

Cultures mix and divide. Enjoy the union :3

 

 

Welcome to da club :drinks:

[Maleshaman 15]

If you want to use swears, don't censor them.

Gangster rap and anime character? How bizarre.

 

Haha no Azebu, I don`t listen to that sort of music.

I don`t like the hearts, its not as badass as straight up words :D

[Azebu 92]

Haha no Azebu, I don`t listen to that sort of music.

I don`t like the hearts, its not as badass as straight up words :D

 

Then why use such nasty quote?

Also, you don't know how to bypass that fucking wordfilter?

[Maleshaman 15]

It`s lyrics from a song but it`s not Rap music. Look it up if you want to, Angerfist-loser.

And no I don`t know how to bypass the filter.

 

And as far as I can remember, I always set lyrics as my quote.

[Azebu 92]

And no I don`t know how to bypass the filter.

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LOOK AT HIM

LOOK AT HIM AND LAUGH

 

 

Do you want to learn?

[Ladygi 33]

Lmao Azebu just teach him ;D

I lost the link to the guide :(

[Darksoul II 0]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LOOK AT HIM

LOOK AT HIM AND LAUGH

 

 

Do you want to learn?

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as far as i remember, you never ever told us the solution to bypass the filther e.e? All i remember was you saying "okay ima post the solution later today" and it never happened :crazy: .