Guild VORTEX (US-Sapphire)

[Blueborn 21]

In fantasy/fiction, vortex is usually dark blue/purple. You are breaking canonical rules!

 

 

:3

[Ihtehotdogx 6]

 

:3

 

 

 

 

Ur awesome born :friends:

[Gotek 0]

reported for being a homo only guild and discriminating against straights

 

 

[Azebu 92]

:3

 

;_;

 

reported for being a homo only guild and discriminating against straights

 

reported for announcing report

[Ihtehotdogx 6]

reported for being a homo only guild and discriminating against straights

 

 

 

 

Dafuq :facepalm:

[Blueborn 21]

;_;

 

 

 

(・_・;)

[Azebu 92]

 

(・_・;)

 

>:3c

[Gotek 0]

reported for announcing report

 

in that case, im reporting you too. gg

[Blueborn 21]

>:3c

 

 

(@_@)

[Ihtehotdogx 6]

 

(@_@)

 

 

/m\ ;D /m\

[Azebu 92]

 

(@_@)

 

C:

 

in that case, im reporting you too. gg

 

3====D  O:

That's you ^

[Ihtehotdogx 6]

C:

3====D  O:

That's you ^

 

 

 

 

:shok: , gotek i hope u will get banned :facepalm:

[Gotek 0]

no thank you azebu, dont mistake me for your kind

 

@htedog why would you want me banned? lmao your pathetic

[Ihtehotdogx 6]

no thank you azebu, dont mistake me for your kind

 

@htedog why would you want me banned? lmao your pathetic

 

 

I want ur banned becuz:

1. Ur acting like a retard

2. U think ur the best( not :rofl: )

3. Ur blaming everyone but not urself

4. Ur Calling names to whoever disagree with u

5. Ur profile pic just shows u who u are( nasty old man/kid( choose ;D )

6.ur spamming all the time

 

HERES why :drinks:

[Gotek 0]

 

I want ur banned becuz:

1. Ur acting like a retard

2. U think ur the best( not :rofl: )

3. Ur blaming everyone but not urself

4. Ur Calling names to whoever disagree with u

5. Ur profile pic just shows u who u are( nasty old man/kid( choose ;D )

6.ur spamming all the time

 

HERES why :drinks:

 

dude go post on some other thread.

nobody wants you here, buh-bye  :dirol:

[Ihtehotdogx 6]

dude go post on some other thread.

nobody wants you here, buh-bye  :dirol:

 

 

Ow :cray: , ok

[Gotek 0]

 

Ow :cray: , ok

 

shoooooo, outta here now :aggressive:

you are not welcomed in this thread

[Ladygi 33]

 

Ow :cray: , ok

 

You can stay, always liked your name.

 

 

shoooooo, outta here now :aggressive:

you are not welcomed in this thread

 

Gotek, please, go stalk someone else. I heard they have boobs on russian forum.

 

 

Initial post is green coz... it's toxic!

It's a beautiful toxic vortex

And it's the best between

Noob Red

Baby pee pee

Girly

This green is cool too

Cool orange but it makes me hungry

Eisha

Noob blue

Unreadable beige

Baby poo poo

I like this one too

Why do we have 2 noob blue?

Baby with diarrhea

MF TOXIIIIIIC

I'll make it white if you continue complaining

 

 

[Azebu 92]

You can stay, always liked your name.

 

Gotek, please, go stalk someone else. I heard they have boobs on russian forum.

 

 

Initial post is green coz... it's toxic!

It's a beautiful toxic vortex

And it's the best between

Noob Red

Baby pee pee

Girly

This green is cool too

Cool orange but it makes me hungry

Eisha

Noob blue

Unreadable beige

Baby poo poo

I like this one too

Why do we have 2 noob blue?

Baby with diarrhea

MF TOXIIIIIIC

I'll make it white if you continue complaining

 

 

 

You say blue is noob color?

I would love to insult green, but I like it. So I'll resort to caling YOU a noob, you noob.

White is fine too

[Ihtehotdogx 6]

You can stay, always liked your name.

 

 

 

 

 

Ty ladygi :yahoo:

Ur kind :blush:

[Ladygi 33]

You say blue is noob color?

I would love to insult green, but I like it. So I'll resort to caling YOU a noob, you noob.

White is fine too

 

 

Nah, I love blue, is one of my fav colors, blue and grey.

But this dark paint blue is terrible lol

 

 

Ty ladygi

Ur kind

 

:3 ;D

[Maleshaman 15]

 

Nah, I love blue, is one of my fav colors, blue and grey.

But this dark paint blue is terrible lol

:3 ;D

 

That`s why you cut out others there blue eyes for your jar collections. Don`t think I forgot, still need my left eyeball back Gi >=(

[Ladygi 33]

That`s why you cut out others there blue eyes for your jar collections. Don`t think I forgot, still need my left eyeball back Gi >=(

 

looooooooool I remember that XD

Damn Cal good memory hahahah

[Maleshaman 15]

How can I forget when I shave everyday? I hate to look into the mirror and seeing that empty eye casket *.O Please send my eye back trough the mail =````(

[Ladygi 33]

How can I forget when I shave everyday? I hate to look into the mirror and seeing that empty eye casket *.O Please send my eye back trough the mail =````(

 

All mine, still trying to fit it in my eye hole.  :shok:

Senselessssssssssssssssssss

[Azebu 92]

How can I forget when I shave everyday? I hate to look into the mirror and seeing that empty eye casket *.O Please send my eye back trough the mail =````(

 

Wanna buy one? I have finest wares around here, for reasonable prices.

[Ihtehotdogx 6]

Wanna buy one? I have finest wares around here, for reasonable prices.

 

 

 

 

:shok:

[Maleshaman 15]

Wanna buy one? I have finest wares around here, for reasonable prices.

 

Let`s see your stock. I had a blue eye with slightly grey in it.

Do you have one of those Azebu?

[Azebu 92]

Let`s see your stock. I had a blue eye with slightly grey in it.

Do you have one of those Azebu?

 

Hold on a second, I'll have to check on one of my alts.

I remember some lady in her fifties dressed in black selling me a pair, along with other internal and external organs. She claimed they were of her 22 year old daughter, sad story. Car accident, she died after 3 days in hospital, poor thing.

Now that I mention, that lady had her face hidden, so who knows if they weren't hers, hah.

Yes, here they are. You taking?

[Maleshaman 15]

Hold on a second, I'll have to check on one of my alts.

I remember some lady in her fifties dressed in black selling me a pair, along with other internal and external organs. She claimed they were of her 22 year old daughter, sad story. Car accident, she died after 3 days in hospital, poor thing.

Now that I mention, that lady had her face hidden, so who knows if they weren't hers, hah.

Yes, here they are. You taking?

 

Hm.. Sad story indeed. Did she have beautifull eyes?

 

 

These are green eyes, I`m looking for 1blue eye.

Oh btw, do you have any Anime eyes on stock? I`ll give my right eye if you do. Just tell me the price aye?

[Azebu 92]

Hm.. Sad story indeed. Did she have beautifull eyes?

 

 

These are green eyes, I`m looking for 1blue eye.

Oh btw, do you have any Anime eyes on stock? I`ll give my right eye if you do. Just tell me the price aye?

 

Blue, blue, with grey spot in the middle, right? This will do. A funny story.

28 years old boy was their previous owner. Sent to prison for stalking and killing young girl. There, he got stabbed for not giving away his dessert to one of mates. My friend works there as guard, so I got my hands on him. Less hassle to dispose of body themselves. Fun thing is, they sent letters to victims family that they released him for good behavior. I've seen that old hag buying a shotgun the next day. The look on her face was golden, hahaha.

Only one? Come on, I don't get many orders for one eye. Think of it, maybe you will find an use for the second? Bad luck usually comes in pairs. Well, I am going to charge you the same amount anyway. Eventually, I can show you my knife skills from veeeeery close, free of charge. Consider that.

About anime eyes, I don't see any on stock. I have animal eyes, and eyes of one anemic girl. Will that do?

Also we can talk to Ikarus about that, heh heh.

Also what currency are you willing to pay with?

[Maleshaman 15]

Lmao, Alright I`ll buy this eye then. I`d like to pay in Euro`s.

€500,- good enoughfor you? Otherwise I`ll have to use your ATM. Is there any chance you can obtain a pair of anime eyes? I`d like to give these as a present to someone.

[Ladygi 33]

wut?

[Maleshaman 15]

I`m forced to buy an Eye now since you won`t return myne.

It`s a sad day for my wallet :c

[Blueborn 21]

Walks in and see's Azebu sitting cross legged upon a rug with jars of eyes and other miscellaneous parts surrounding him... immediately backs out in fear of his own eyes! (O)_(O)

[Ladygi 33]

Guys, please don't kick xxc ;_;

He's such a cool guy from what ive seen, no mcoin user, quest hard and is very polite.

He's new to the game but he's very smart!

[Azebu 92]

Lmao, Alright I`ll buy this eye then. I`d like to pay in Euro`s.

€500,- good enoughfor you? Otherwise I`ll have to use your ATM. Is there any chance you can obtain a pair of anime eyes? I`d like to give these as a present to someone.

 

Euro? Never heard of that. We accept bells, rupees, gils, beans, you name it, our shop extends to many realms. But euro? What's that? Some bunch of papers with numbers drawn by grade-schooler? Don't make me laugh. I'll keep these eyes under counter, don't worry about someone else buying them before you fetch real money.

About those eyes, I'll see what can be done. I know some individuals. Any wishes? Color, shape, smell?

 

 

 

By the way, can I join your guild? I don't have any characters on US-Sapphire, I don't even play, but lifestyle of lone wolf is a bit boring right now. And I won't feel guilty for off-toping here.

Just temporarily, please? :3

 

[Maleshaman 15]

Hm. I`ll see what I got stored in my vault.

As for those other eyes, Pink is the colour, average size, a scent of blood would be nice aswell.

I`ll brb with whatever I got.

[Azebu 92]

Hm. I`ll see what I got stored in my vault.

As for those other eyes, Pink is the colour, average size, a scent of blood would be nice aswell.

I`ll brb with whatever I got.

 

I know a person that has everything you want.

And you know her too.

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTrHNYrsdOvwy6gcN6dWIOBtMfzJrOoz5p4OHbaGJ3H7ac2h5wf

[Maleshaman 15]

Seems perfect to me. Ah yes those eyes are magnificent! I`d like those for my present.

As for the payment. I had 64k Gilda stored, I`d like to pay with that. Name your price dear merchant.