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ATTENTION! RUSSELL ELF


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Okay, this will blow your minds.

 

 

Let's start with some facts.

  • Russell is immune to bans - he is persistent, always comes back
  • Currently known under (at least) 3 nicks - Russ, solarmage, pikachu
  • He isn't good at english - means he is foreigner
  • He isn't really keen of r0land, he likes snorlax though
This is where things go down.
  • Pikachu and Snorlax is a nickname given to bosses Ornstein and Smough in game Dark Souls
  • Dark Souls is most popular on imageboard 4chan
  • Coincidentally, "Pikachu and Snorlax" term originated on that board
  • "Russell" is name created from "Rustling" meme which also originates from 4chan
  • 4chan is known as home of hacktivist group "Anonymous"
  • Hacktivists have been mainly targeting Christian countries, main target of Israeli terrorists. Coincidence?
  • Russell makes spelling mistakes, commonly made by foreigners
I still can't figure out the meaning of solarmage, might have to do something with Dark Souls "Sunlight Warrior" covenant, or the fact that Israel is pretty sunny country.

 

 

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aww mannnn, terrorists?

does this mean I gotta watch out for anthrax in my daily gifts? :sorry:

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Okay, this will blow your minds.

 

 

Let's start with some facts.

  • Russell is immune to bans - he is persistent, always comes back
  • Currently known under (at least) 3 nicks - Russ, solarmage, pikachu
  • He isn't good at english - means he is foreigner
  • He isn't really keen of r0land, he likes snorlax though
This is where things go down.
  • Pikachu and Snorlax is a nickname given to bosses Ornstein and Smough in game Dark Souls
  • Dark Souls is most popular on imageboard 4chan
  • Coincidentally, "Pikachu and Snorlax" term originated on that board
  • "Russell" is name created from "Rustling" meme which also originates from 4chan
  • 4chan is known as home of hacktivist group "Anonymous"
  • Hacktivists have been mainly targeting Christian countries, main target of Israeli terrorists. Coincidence?
  • Russell makes spelling mistakes, commonly made by foreigners
I still can't figure out the meaning of solarmage, might have to do something with Dark Souls "Sunlight Warrior" covenant, or the fact that Israel is pretty sunny country.

 

 

 

 

:rofl: We need FBI

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im not,my backspace doesnt work in my phone,im a catholic christian,im immune to ban cause im addicted to this awsome game,russell(my name),solarmage(my gf's name  :give_rose: ),pikachu(pokemon)

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He is also known to spam the russian forums by google translating everything into russian :facepalm: 

 

 

I'll keep an eye out of russell from now on :rofl:  tyvm for the info ._.

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He is also known to spam the russian forums by google translating everything into russian :facepalm: 

 

 

I'll keep an eye out of russell from now on :rofl:  tyvm for the info ._.

 

 

wtf  :lol:

thats weird  :bomb:

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wtf  :lol:

thats weird  :bomb:

 

oh ya, it sure is. here, take a look;

 

 

когда я борюсь против монстра, я лежал в ловушку, но иногда они не попасть в ловушку, они стоят на вершине ее :cray:

 

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This is where things go down.

  • Pikachu and Snorlax is a nickname given to bosses Ornstein and Smough in game Dark Souls[/l][/l]
pikachu is the electric pet in pokemon game and snorlax is the sleepy panda in pokemon game  :crazy: as u can see 'snorlax dev' posted in the poster competition a pic of the pet 'snorlax pokemon'  ;D russel choosed pikachu becuz hes the top player in pokemon and becuz 'snorlax dev' chose snorlax as a name :crazy:

i just broked this theorie :diablo:
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pikachu is the electric pet in pokemon game and snorlax is the sleepy panda in pokemon game  :crazy: as u can see 'snorlax dev' posted in the poster competition a pic of the pet 'snorlax pokemon'  ;D russel choosed pikachu becuz hes the top player in pokemon and becuz 'snorlax dev' chose snorlax as a name :crazy:

 

WAIT

THAT PROVES MY THEORY EVEN MORE.

4CHAN HAS ENTIRE BOARD DEDICATED TO POKEMEN.

 

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE.

WHAT IF

WHAT IF

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WAIT

THAT PROVES MY THEORY EVEN MORE.

4CHAN HAS ENTIRE BOARD DEDICATED TO POKEMEN.

 

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE.

WHAT IF

WHAT IF

:shok:  What if we are all terrorists and you're the only normal guy??  :shok:  :bomb: :bomb:

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4chan is overrun by 13year olds, it totally died after it went mainstream, anyone still visiting that shithole is most likely a kid or just an immature uneducated ♥♥♥♥♥♥  :nea:

 

 

or bored out of their mind beyond comprehension

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4chan is overrun by 13year olds, it totally died after it went mainstream, anyone still visiting that shithole is most likely a kid or just an immature uneducated ♥♥♥♥♥♥  :nea:

 

I think you mean /b/, and I'll agree. However other boards (at least some of them) are fine. /ck/ is perfect, /v/ is good at times.
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That was fun, but, guys, let's not spread those words about terrorism and stuff, please.

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