Warning! K-16 content ;D
1.
So, once upon a time. African man, American man and a Finnish man decided to have a competition. They decided to compete which one of the men could make their wives shout longest during sex.
Well, the american man started and made love to his wife for half an hour, the woman screamed the whole time.
Next was the African mans turn and he made love to his wife for whole two hours, his wife shouted the whole time again.
When came the turn of Finnish man, he made love to her wife for fifteen minutes, wiped his cock to marimekko's curtains and went to a bar. Wife shouted for two whole weeks ;D
2.
A naked man was looking at himself in a mirror and says to his wife
: here you see 100kg of pure dynamite - man
: isn't it dangerious when theres so short fuse? - wife
3.
What a nerd does when he sees a beautiful woman?
- saves the photo