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Do you ever know about Lord Berengar love story? Im bored wandering alone in my post, so ill tell you that:

 

A week before, the famous evil Lord Berengar, which we call Lord B, who bored arranging his usual evil thing from his palace, decide to disguise him self as a traveling merchant and take a walk to the mountain for refreshing his mind. Then, he saw that lovely human girl, fell in love at that instant and decide to make the girl his bride!

 

That night, her village has a huge commotion when Lord B shows his true self and abduct that girl from there! The villagers try to stop him, but he is unstoppable. After an hour, Lord B started to regret his decision abducting that girl. Her nonstop sobbing make his head very ache. After a while, he gave up and decided to consult with his two close personal guards.

 

“Minions,” he said, “Tell me, what should i do now? She wont stop crying!”

“Just kill her my Lord. Then she wont cry anymore.”  Suggest one of them.

“Your salary will cut a half this month!” says Lord B coldly.

Poor guy, think the other guards, okay, that guy is me.

“Another suggestion? A good suggestion will granted with the salary bonus! If there were none, both of your salary will cut again for a half.”

WHAT? NOO!! “How if you give her a gift, like a dress or flowers.” I decide to speak.

“I already try that! your salary will also cut a half this month!”

Dang!! “But my Lord, the gift that you give to her wasnt a gift for human girl.”

“What do you mean?” ask Lord B

“My Lord, no human girl will be happy with the rag of wizard mantle or withered flower! Try the lovely gift, and treat her with kindness.”

“Hmm, okay. This month you will get one gold as a bonuses!”

God! And my salary my Lord?”

“What? You want to continue receiving half salary for next month too? Okay!”

Why? Why in the world i agree to be this cheapskate evil Lord minions in the past? Dang! I hope there were a lot of hunting people coming in my post so i can save a lot of food from their corpse, or else i need to survive with only water for this two month, again!!

 

After Lord B do my suggestion, the girl started to open her heart and treat him with the same kindness. Lord B was very happy with her attitude, so he decided to give all of his minions two gold bonuses. For a cheapskate person like Lord B, thats reaally plenty!

 

But yesterday, one of my comrades brought a beaten badly suspicious knight in front of him.Judging from her almost-cry-again expression, i think its her fiance. I think Lord B realize it too.

“Who are you?” ask Lord B scarily.

“I-i..”

“WHAT-DO-YOU-WANT?”

“I-want-my mommy!! Waah-i come here in peace but you guys beating me! waah-you are soo mean! Waah-Mommy”

His weeping makes my jaw drop. Seriously?

“Do you really love him?” ask Lord B to the girl

“Err..”

“Whatever. Kill him!” he command me.

“DONT!” she scream and my sword stops in the air. “Please, dont.”

“Have mercy! I came here just for my engagement ring.” Says the knight

“Ring?” ask Lord B

“Its an expensive qualitative signet ring o evil Lord. If you want my fiance, you can keep her. But please, give me back my ring.”

The girl cry and Lord B laugh scarily. “Naah, its mine! Nice armor btw. Be my minions!”

“Y-es” answer the knight

“Shut up! Im talking with your armor. Open it now and leave!”

“I..”

“Dont worry, i wont let you naked in this winter. Minions!”

After that knight kicked out from palace, only using Lord B wet towel to cover his body, Lord B welcoming his new minions, animated armor. After that, Lord B live happily ever after with the girl.. not!

 

Actually last night that girl drank a weird potion, given by jealous Gariel, and turned into a sheep. Lord B, who is too cheapskate to spend some money to invented a new changing potion for the girl, kick Gariel away and then ask me to take the girl back to her village. The end.

Dang! Im hungry! Where the heck are those people? I hope they brought pumpkin juice this time! Their traveling porridge taste yuck! Hurry up & come, my food bank!!

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yay!! now i can participate in this contest!! :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:

too bad the character was restricted, if not i can make this story more colorful, tee hee  ;D

 

anyway, hope you guys enjoy my kinda weird story  :wacko:

 

 

cheers  :give_rose:

 

 

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hahaha, thanks for commenting teozantyn.  :friends:

 

i know that my story was unusual and kinda weird, not like the other story.  :blush:

 

and i also think that cool wasnt the right word to describe it. maybe its not cool but its funny, isnt it?  :blush:

oh well, i hope you enjoy it ;D

 

actually the original one has more then 7500 characters, but to fulfill the rules, somehow i success to make it into less than 4000 with a lot of cut for the detailed scene. its quite painful  :'(

 

in the original story, the girl met her tragic ending in the hand of newborn mountainers, the Berengar Guards who tell the story and also Gariel dies in the hand of the join faction hunters before those faction begin their own war, just like the good old days. :drinks:

 

 

cheers  :give_rose:

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what  do you want?

i want my mommy :rofl:  :blush:

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Nice

 

 

really? thank you  :blush:

 

 

 

what  do you want?

i want my mommy :rofl:  :blush:

 

 

tee hee, thank you. glad you enjoy it  ;D

 

 

anyway, i made a little bit editing for my story, now its more makes sense then yesterday.  :blush:

 

 

cheers :give_rose:

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Hey! I finally got the chance to read yours! This is sooooo AMAZING and FUNNY !!! Hahahaha Lord B is so cheap :P

 

And the guy who wants the ring and not his Fiancee is a ♥♥♥♥♥. How could he do that?

 

Anyway. I love this so much! Well not that much. Haha I still love my story of that cute bunny xD

 

Hey.. I want to talk to you ingame. What's ur character's name? Huh? TELL ME!

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Hey! I finally got the chance to read yours! This is sooooo AMAZING and FUNNY !!! Hahahaha Lord B is so cheap :P

 

And the guy who wants the ring and not his Fiancee is a ♥♥♥♥♥. How could he do that?

 

Anyway. I love this so much! Well not that much. Haha I still love my story of that cute bunny xD

 

Hey.. I want to talk to you ingame. What's ur character's name? Huh? TELL ME!

 

 

 

hahaha, thank you Nameisnoob.. glad you enjoy it...  ;D

 

my main char is elvroarge BD at emerald.

well.. im not often online thou, but when i am, i would glad to talk to you too  :friends:

 

 

 

Funn

 

 

hahaha thank you XreaperX  :drinks:

 

glad you enjoy it too  ;D

 

 

cheers  :give_rose:

 

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  • 2 weeks later...

so, winner will be announced day after tomorow huh?

 

not sure if i can win with a lot of talent appears, so i guess ill just saying this :

 

 

"best of luck to all participant!!!"  :clapping: :clapping: :clapping:

 

and thank you for whoever read my story  :blush:

 

 

cheers to all!!  ;D

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